tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8208573215331994786.post791919696078532487..comments2023-08-10T02:53:51.680-07:00Comments on How To Successfully Date Little Miss Me Online: The Most Common MistakeLittle Miss Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12982987874432962735noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8208573215331994786.post-76342022671897147752011-06-26T04:02:54.030-07:002011-06-26T04:02:54.030-07:00Thanks braumaman! Someone needs to tell it like it...Thanks braumaman! Someone needs to tell it like it is ;)Little Miss Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12982987874432962735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8208573215331994786.post-59467571785709533982011-06-25T19:57:45.850-07:002011-06-25T19:57:45.850-07:00Love the honesty.Love the honesty.braumamanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07026360850165495367noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8208573215331994786.post-63444544606492555932011-06-24T16:30:17.163-07:002011-06-24T16:30:17.163-07:00Ms. Inconspicuous - I know exactly what you mean w...Ms. Inconspicuous - I know exactly what you mean which is why I never reply, even when the guys is crazy hot and has an alright profile, it's just impossible although I do like the "too pretty to work"...I've actually said something similar to someone before, unfortunately they laughed "no your not" ...cheers mumLittle Miss Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12982987874432962735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8208573215331994786.post-5511962248237769342011-06-24T08:47:46.644-07:002011-06-24T08:47:46.644-07:00An additional problem with the: "Oh my god, y...An additional problem with the: "Oh my god, you're hot!" is...how do you even respond to that? <br /><br />Um, thanks? (There's a real conversation starter for ya.)<br /><br />What, in this old thing? (So your lady of choice knows the common tropes.)<br /><br />Yeah, I know! (Boy, there's a real modest gal.)<br /><br />Telling me I'm hot does nothing to further a conversation and makes more work for me. I'm too pretty to do work. (I'm joking! I kid!)Ms. Inconspicuoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07182712969995977009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8208573215331994786.post-13737820351088660752011-06-24T08:11:07.697-07:002011-06-24T08:11:07.697-07:00Elisabeth - I know! When I saw it I had to use it!...Elisabeth - I know! When I saw it I had to use it! I look like a scary terrorist in my drivers license...it's not good! Some places even question if it's mine...guess that's a good thing actuallyLittle Miss Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12982987874432962735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8208573215331994786.post-47075107799108462872011-06-23T13:46:53.702-07:002011-06-23T13:46:53.702-07:00I LOVE this line: "you will never look as bad...I LOVE this line: "you will never look as bad as your drivers license and never as good as your facebook profile picture"<br /><br />Soooo true!Crazy Life of a Writing Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16064939499412649850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8208573215331994786.post-79095391547298817942011-06-23T10:26:39.483-07:002011-06-23T10:26:39.483-07:00Mrs Pickle - Hehehe you have such a way with words...Mrs Pickle - Hehehe you have such a way with words, men really are disastrous sometimes, I once had a guy come up to me in a club and say something like "you are definitely the hottest girl in this place" then just stare at me...like wtf?! As I went to walk away, he stopped me "wait, are you going to say something?"..."you are definitely not the hottest guy in this place?" he didn't find me funny...retard <br /><br />Maxwell - No please say it isn't so! Oh dear there are ladies out there letting down the stuck up bitch team? Women do not send out messages on the internet damnit! I shall have to sort this...thank you for cleaning up the grammar, I've never felt more like an English teacher than since I've started using the dating sites...eurgh<br /><br />Not who I will be- You are anything but boring! Hehe I'm the same, the first message has to be interesting or it's not going to get a reply!...unless they are so bloody hot I can't control my vagina and she replies for me...what? I never said I was perfect...hot men hehehe<br /><br />Riff - You are a genius. I never thought about it like that but oh my god you are spot on! It's obvious really when you think about it! Also yay I'm the hot cheerleader! Happy now<br /><br />Stacie - Thanks :)<br /><br />kiss - Thank you so much! If I'm a version of you then I'm definitely going to need to check out your blog later, because well, I'm awesome so I can only assume you're the same!Little Miss Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12982987874432962735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8208573215331994786.post-21136392344947688842011-06-23T09:41:45.559-07:002011-06-23T09:41:45.559-07:00Oh, and I totally agree with Riff Dog's commen...Oh, and I totally agree with Riff Dog's comment! Right on!Kisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06588058876703921543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8208573215331994786.post-7730487464060813702011-06-23T09:36:40.213-07:002011-06-23T09:36:40.213-07:00OMG, I just found your blog and I'm LOVING IT!...OMG, I just found your blog and I'm LOVING IT! I'm DYING over here. You literally are a fragmented version of myself when it comes to my thoughts and views when it comes to online dating. I need to backtrack... MORE COMMENTS TO COME! And I am now following yooou.Kisshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06588058876703921543noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8208573215331994786.post-55326976432133342242011-06-23T08:09:30.733-07:002011-06-23T08:09:30.733-07:00great post, this made me giggle.great post, this made me giggle.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10327991964710241536noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8208573215331994786.post-5070722794446676582011-06-22T12:29:29.749-07:002011-06-22T12:29:29.749-07:00Great post. I may use that Fred Flinstone line, b...Great post. I may use that Fred Flinstone line, by the way, just because it's so cheesy, it could be fun.<br /><br />Not only does a dopey <i>"OMG UR hawwwwwt!"</i> message bore you and show no wit, it has an even worse consequence: <br /><br />Subconsciously when a girl like you reads that, it's the equivalent of you being head cheerleader and some dweeb saying, <i>"Omygod she's hot!"</i> The guy has basically defined, with a single sentence, what the social strata is for each of you. The head cheerleader doesn't date the dweeb. She's dates the quarterback. The quarterback doesn't say, <i>"Omygod you're so hot!"</i> He might say <i>"You look nice"</i> or some other understated compliment, but he won't gush.<br /><br />I think a general rule of thumb for any messages a guy sends should be - Is this something the dweeb would say to the cheerleader? Or is this what the quarterback would say?Riff Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15791314230363729619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8208573215331994786.post-33129438044515233002011-06-22T12:02:32.413-07:002011-06-22T12:02:32.413-07:00Wit is a big seller with me, so if your first mess...Wit is a big seller with me, so if your first message isn't remotely witty or interesting, then I am not into it. I'm boring enough by myself, I don't need to spend time with someone else who's boring and unoriginal!KGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00803334378644769379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8208573215331994786.post-15382223880403336942011-06-22T08:47:15.313-07:002011-06-22T08:47:15.313-07:00Agreed. And let me say that the reverse is also tr...Agreed. And let me say that the reverse is also true. During my brief stint with online dating (which I subsequently abandoned out of fear for the human race in this god forsaken place I live), I got the (slightly less creepy) girl version of those emails:<br /><br />"Hey. What's up?"<br />"Hi. Wanna chat?"<br />"I liked your profile"<br /><br />And the sad part is, I actually cleaned up the grammar and spelling of those messages above...Maxwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13347298963669062917noreply@blogger.com