|If animals can make unlikely couples work then damnit I should be able to...|
From: ****Yep this guys is part of the 'hi crowd' what an idiot, I thought I would attempt some charity work and send him a reply out of the goodness of my heart in hope of finding the love of my life…okay he was hot.
From: Little Miss MeI know, I’m a creative whore. I’m a woman, it’s not my job to try.
How are you? Xx
From: ****Eurgh I hate being called hun or babe, go fuck yourself darlin. But alas I continued to reply...
you not our tonight hun x
From: Little Miss Me
No I had a quiet one, sat in the field behind our halls drinking wine with my friend, was lovely to be honest :) what about you? xx
From: ****Hmm a decntish reply, clearly doesn’t believe in capatilasation but that can be overlooked…this is looking more positive!
lovely white or red? i just went to the pub and had a few, nothing tto exciting. what u up to now xxx
From: Little Miss MeProbably shouldn't have mentioned bed...it always makes men think about sex. Stupid woman.
Rose of course! I'm just getting ready to go to bed now, exciting times! xxx
From: ****Told you not to mention bed! Damn woman. Oh fuck did I get hopeful too soon? It could be a joke but the likelihood of that is fucking small…No thank you wankerface.
god good would u like it if i was there ;) lol xxx
From: Little Miss MeProbably shouldn’t have put any encouragement at all…I thought this would be a good way to cut the conversation.
Would be less boring I guess! But anyway I'm tired so night nights xx
From: ****Maybe I was a judgemental bitch, must have been a joke. This guy is decent.
true it would be rather intresting ;) good night xxx
From: ****What the actual fuck? Seriously? Where the hell did that come from? The fact it’s true is not the point (oh yeah I went there...)
i reckon u could deepthroat very well ;) xx
From: ****Honestly? I haven’t replied, I’ve not given any kind of hint that I am going to fuck you…do you really think this is going to end well? In order to cum you would have to get your penis near me first and I can tell you if that little maggot goes anywhere near my body it’s going to be chopped off and disposed of appropriately and painfully.
where would u let me cum ;) x
I am so close to giving up online dating but unfortunately I require it at the moment. Things with DK are not looking good even friendwise right now…fuck sake! Probably shouldn't have got with that Australian in front of him the other night...but it was his fault for saying I wasn't allowed to "cramp his style" in front of the common slags, my god he is a douchebag...why did I fuck him again? No wonder I'm single.